Name: Conspiracy Girl
Duration: P00H02M00S
Description: Sometimes in life, those close to us have differing beliefs and values and we have to ask ourselves if there can be a relationship despite these differences. This song is a satirical take on those times.

Conspiracy Girl

by The Flannel Contract

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Sometimes in life, those close to us have differing beliefs and values and we have to ask ourselves if there can be a relationship despite these differences. This song is a satirical take on those times.

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Met a girl, she said to me: “Are you blind or is your mind free.
Tell me boy, do you believe in the latest conspiracy”?
She's an anti masker, thinks it’s all fake and she’ll take us down in her unvaxxed wake.
5G towers, and mind control is how they’ll get you yeah don’t you know?
And did you know that the talking heads are lizard people when she’s off her meds?
Politicians come from outer space, oh I never shoulda asked her to move into my place!

I know I shouldn’t care, but I can’t help it if she’s got pretty hair!
So won’t you help me get out of this please, this girl is a disease!

She thinks the moon landings as fake as the moon, I gotta get outta this soon!!!
She reads her horoscope every day, you won't believe, what did it say??

I know I shouldn’t care, but I can’t help it yeah I like her hair!
So won’t you help me get out of this please, this girl is a disease!

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released February 24, 2021
Written and recorded by Big F, J, and the Animal.
Mixing and Mastering by the Chris "Proffesor" Featherston.

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