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Birthday Suit

by The Flannel Contract

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Good evening Flannel Fandom!

Thank you all for joining us in our 9th First Ever Wing Wednesday with the Flannel Contract!!
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Y'all ever meet someone and start a relationship that you know isn't healthy, but you stick to it anyways cause the uh, ahem, physical perks are just too great? Well look no further, cause we've got a fun song to highlight the pros and cons. This month, we're showing off our "Birthday Suit", but only the musical demo version; visit Only Fans if y'all got your mind in the gutter. This song wasn't written about anyone in particular, but hey, if the shoe fits, we salute you!

Dead Chickens - Holiday in Parmigiana
(Chicken Parm Wings)

750 ml tomato sauce (store bought or homemade) divided
1 cup Italian bread crumbs
½ cup grated Parmesan cheese
Salt
Pepper
1 bushel of fresh parsley

1. Preheat oven to 425°F
2. Set up your dredging station:
One bowl with 375ml of tomato sauce, another bowl with the bread crumbs, half the parm cheese, half the parsley, salt and pepper.
3. Dip wings in bowl of tomato sauce, shake off excess, and coat in bread crumb mixture. Lay flat on lined baking sheet.
4. Bake until golden brown on both sides (approx 40 mins, rotating half way)
5. Toss wings with leftover cheese and parsley, and use last 375 ml of sauce for dipping. Enjoy!!!

lyrics

Well it's hot as hell in this summer swell but compared to her it's not
And the august sun is a jealous one when she takes off her top
She looks her best when her hairs a mess and shes in her birthday suit
With her double D's down on her knees blowing on my flute *whistle*

Well I get queasy, she makes me sick!
but I'm hooked on her like cigarettes and I just can't quit.
I get tongue tied, she's always on my mind,
cause a girl like this ain't easy to find, shes one of a kind!

Shes got tattoos and a thing for booze and that;'s alright with me
cause all I need is a bag of weed and a girl young and wild and free
With a bottle of rum we can have our fun until the morning light
and when that dame calls out my name the whole world just feels right

Well I get queasy, she makes me sick!
but I'm hooked on her like cigarettes and I just can't quit.
I get tongue tied, she's always on my mind,
cause a girl like this ain't easy to find, shes one of a kind!

Now she can't sing a fucken thing she can't even dance
but how this broad is just like a god when she takes off her pants
She's great in bed oh but like I said she drives me insane
Though it ain't half bad when I get mad I still love her more than Mary Jane

Well I get queasy, she makes me sick!
but I'm hooked on her like cigarettes and I just can't quit.
I get tongue tied, she's always on my mind,
cause a girl like this ain't easy to find, ONE MORE TIME
Well I get queasy, she makes me sick!
but I'm hooked on her like cigarettes and I just can't quit.
I get tongue tied, she's always on my mind,
cause a girl like this ain't easy to find shes one of a kind!

credits

released September 29, 2021
Written and recorded by Big F, Jay, and the Animal.
Mixing and Mastering by the Chris "the Professor" Featherston.
Featuring Harls on the drums.

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